She said her name was "party"
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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