you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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