found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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