Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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