i don't like sucking hair
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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