So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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