Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
please don't ironically join a cult
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