maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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