Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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