yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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