so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
