belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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