dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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