Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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