are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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