After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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