The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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