i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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