Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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