"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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