NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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