no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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