I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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