You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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