I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just had sex on a roof
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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