ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
