Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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