"it" just moved
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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