Me too!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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