theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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