Porn is love you can see.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When are your genitals available?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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