have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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