And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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