If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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