So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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