How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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