dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
is it fun? or sober?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
