What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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