the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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