i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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