I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How external is "for external use only"?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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