I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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