Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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