This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he high fived his dick after we had sex
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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