He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
