I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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