I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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