a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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