when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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