If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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