make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
