I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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