Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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